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Membership gives you the ability to join the saddest social network on the interwebs. The future is now and you can now speak with your friends digitally! Imagine the possibilities of the interwebs!
You wanted to know the benefits! You asked for it. You clamored for it and then you toppled over like a dog on its hind legs trying to get a chewy beef-like snack as a reward for barking out "Momma" while an old lady looks down at it over her freckle covered ample bosom, her bee-hive hairdo threatening to topple onto her beloved canine in a twisted wreck of hair and suspiciously blue hair dye.
So anyway, here are the benefits!
- It's free snitches!
- Snitching is encouraged. This ain't prison.
- If you are in prison, sorry.
- Speak to your friends like you never have before: How's that you ask? Digitally. Ok, so maybe you have an account on Facebook or one of the other various competent and altogether successful, exciting, and well populated alternatives and so therefore you have communicated with your friends like this, but you never did it here.
- This is a free internet. Live free or go somewhere else and download illicit pictures that would shock your weary mother who would ultimately then realize that she should never have bought you that computer; it is the devil's work after all, so why would you want such a contraption, she might think to herself as she prays for your dark, twisted, and screwed soul.
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